I like my shoesBeats
February 10, 2009
I have started making beats, some on my own, and some with my good friend Dan. Here they are, I will post up more information about them at a later time.
You Don’t Know Me!
July 26, 2007
As most of you iTunes users out there know, when you buy a song, movie, etc, on iTunes, it sends you a confirmation email to tell you of your purchase. Well, I recently received one of these emails notifying me that the latest episode of a T.V. show, (I bought the season pass) was available, a very business like email. It was, however, addressed to ‘ Our Friend Luke’ and at the bottom it was signed ‘warm regards, iTunes Store’. Now, no one except my friends call me Luke, let alone iTunes, who I hardly know. This brings me to my main point; You Don’t Know Me iTunes! Apple is always trying to be your friend. Their new iPhone commercial is very mellow, a lot more ‘friendly’ than their older iPod commercials. And now with their more ‘viewer friendly’ commercials, Apple is trying harder than ever to become your best friend. This does not make me feel any more comfortable. They are almost as bad as Alltel’s Fluffy commercial. No matter how much Apple tries to be your friend, they have one major flaw; they are very self-centered. Their iPods only work with iTunes and they have to have their own speaker products. If they really aspire to be your best friend, then their equipment should work with all music services. But that is quite another story…
Behind the Beard
June 23, 2007
I feel that I need to clarify a few things here about Chuck Norris.
1. He cannot really fight, it’s the beard and his breath that knocks out the other guy.
2. Yes, he is the only person on Earth that can believe that it is not butter.
People always tell jokes about how Chuck once kicked a man so hard that it killed him and all of his extended family and friends. This is false. It was the BEARD!!! That patch of hair is the beastliest face of hair on the planet. Chuck Norris has also never seen a breath freshener, and this seems to work to his advantage. Mr. Norris is also the only man on Earth who can break a table in half with his fist. Impressive? No, that table, my friends, was made of 100% all natural balsa wood. This man has become the central hub of ‘Chuck Norris’ jokes all around the world, and this is so utterly ridiculous, that it actually makes people laugh. This is why the Walker Texas Ranger Lever is a great invention. So, please, enjoy this lever.
