The First of a Whole Slew Of Random Chuck Norris Jokes

As many of my dear friends know, I am a huge fan of Chuck Norris jokes.  So, I will be posting a Chuck Norris joke every once in a while.  There is, however one thing I must say; I know that you have heard all of these jokes before (unless you live in Antarctica), but I do not care.  These jokes are always funny to me, and you had better get the same attitude.  So here is the first.

When Chuck Norris comes in from an all night drinking party, he doesn’t throw up.  He throws down.

Behind the Beard

I feel that I need to clarify a few things here about Chuck Norris.

1. He cannot really fight, it’s the beard and his breath that knocks out the other guy.

2. Yes, he is the only person on Earth that can believe that it is not butter.

People always tell jokes about how Chuck once kicked a man so hard that it killed him and all of his extended family and friends. This is false. It was the BEARD!!! That patch of hair is the beastliest face of hair on the planet. Chuck Norris has also never seen a breath freshener, and this seems to work to his advantage. Mr. Norris is also the only man on Earth who can break a table in half with his fist. Impressive? No, that table, my friends, was made of 100% all natural balsa wood. This man has become the central hub of ‘Chuck Norris’ jokes all around the world, and this is so utterly ridiculous, that it actually makes people laugh. This is why the Walker Texas Ranger Lever is a great invention. So, please, enjoy this lever.