Fast Food Ain’t Fast (Or Food)

Now, for some reason, fast food tycoons like McDonald’s and Wendy’s have come to the conclusion that pre-cooked food is better than cooked-on-the-spot food. I’m not 100% sure why it is, but it results in a burger that is full of everything, including the dog from down the street. Lots of this meat is frozen, then thawed, then ‘cooked’ (warmed up). These frozen patties are so rock-hard that they could kill a man (except for Chuck Norris who would kill you first). But look at Taco Bell. It’s fast and they cook it on the spot. They put the quesadillas and tacos together and cook them, not warm them. Since this is actually filling, it gives you grounds to actually yell their slogan, “I’m Full!!” at the top of your lungs. Where else is the slogan true? McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It”? Nope, I’m not loving it. I have to admit though, I did take Wendy’s advice. I did what tasted right. I went to Taco Bell, and yes, I’m lovin’ it.